var quotes=new Array()

//Coals of Wisdom Randomizer.
// Add/ delete additional quotes as desired in this fashion:
//quotes=[x]'insert quote here'
//x starts at 0, then 1, 2, 3, etc.
//YOU MUST PLACE THE QUOTE IN SINGLE QUOTATION MARKS, OR THEY WILL NOT DISPLAY!!

quotes[0]='Deep down inside, you know you wish grass was <span style="color:#ff8c00">orange</span>, like a popsickle.'

quotes[1]='I don\'t mind stupid people much... if everyone was smart, no one would be.'

quotes[2]='There was once a time when pogo sticks did not exist, can you believe that?'

quotes[3]='Ever notice those clips on the news of Al-Qaeda in training? They always show a group of terrorists quickly moving through the monkey bars...why is that?'

quotes[4]='Don\'t chew on a <span style="color:#00ff00">glowstick</span>, you\'ll end up with green gloop all in your mouth.'

quotes[5]='I, my friends, am <em>for</em> global warming. Yes, I think it is a good thing. Floods, Quakes, Skeeters, it\'s all good!'

quotes[6]='EID Radio is <span style="text-decoration">internet</span>ainment, probably at its worst. But like Welch\'s grape juice, you just can\'t help it!'

quotes[7]='You can always tell a Greenpeace nut when you see one - they are ugly. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule. I\'m ugly, but no, I am not associated with Greenpeace, as much as it seems that way.'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])