08 indys [CAUTION: DISTURBING IMAGE(S)]

With Sen. McCain the presumptive Republican nominee, true conservatives like me can't vote Republican...so I am considering all the independents running for election in 08...

...except him.

I would have to say I've never seen a more hysterical campaign poster. I died laughing for like five minutes when I saw it.

That scary looking dude is Frank Moore, independent communist running for office. It is now official, folks, liberalism is not only a mental disorder, but it can also lead to debilitating eww-ness.

How insane does this guy have to be think he has a chance? The thought of him being president is not even a lame joke. It should be a crime to tell "certain" people they could be the next president.

Check out Frank Moore's delusional policies*

*in case you missed it, i don't support franky.

Conservatives and Consistency

With the '08 elections coming up (holy cow, we're already talking about them? We didn't even get a nap after the '06 elections), I'm concerned about inconsistency with conservatives. Ok, first, I'll talk strictly politically, and then spiritually.

I'm sure you noticed the quote in the above image, while that may not be word for word, is similar to what Mr. Limbaugh said during the '04 elections. You know him, Mr. Hannity, and every conservative (yourself included, if you're conservative) talked about how the democrats (liberals) were just voting against Bush. You probably heard or said, 'If there was just a blank line where the democratic candidate's name (Kerry) should be, liberals would vote democrat.' And they [we] were right, they would have voted for a dead man just as quickly as Kerry. But, now, it seems as if we're doing the same thing. Ever heard of the 'Stop Hillary express'? Sean Hannity says his show is the 'Stop Hillary express', and conservatives everywhere say, 'Oh, no, anything buy Hillary!'. Obviously, Mrs. Bill Clinton (as Rush most cleverly calls her) is wrong on 99.99999999% of her ideas and beliefs, and reminds me of Orwell's Big Brother, in the book 1984, but that's beside the point. The point is, it's rather hypocritical to attack liberals for voting against something, and then doing the very thing you attacked.
So, would I vote the big 'R' if Mrs. Bill Clinton was the 'D' candidate? Only if I agreed with the 'R' candidate, without a thought for Mrs. Bill Clinton. If I didn't find that I agreed with the 'R', I would vote third party. Let's put it this way, if Guliani, Romney, or McCain won the GOP nomination, I would not vote 'R'. Simple as that.

My second point is, if you voted 'R' to 'Stop Hillary', because you're horrified of what life would be like during her reign (which I am), then I say to you, as best said by our savior, 'Why are ye fearful, O, Ye of little faith?' To do anything out of fear is to put your faith in something besides Christ. Do what is right and leave the rest to God.

And now, about this time, I realize that I'm not old enough to vote.