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4/9/08

08 indys [CAUTION: DISTURBING IMAGE(S)]

With Sen. McCain the presumptive Republican nominee, true conservatives like me can't vote Republican...so I am considering all the independents running for election in 08...

...except him.

I would have to say I've never seen a more hysterical campaign poster. I died laughing for like five minutes when I saw it.

That scary looking dude is Frank Moore, independent communist running for office. It is now official, folks, liberalism is not only a mental disorder, but it can also lead to debilitating eww-ness.

How insane does this guy have to be think he has a chance? The thought of him being president is not even a lame joke. It should be a crime to tell "certain" people they could be the next president.

Check out Frank Moore's delusional policies*

*in case you missed it, i don't support franky.

Labels: burns, politics, sarcasm, terror, ugliness

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Autumn Rutherford said...: LOL. Now I'm going to have nightmares. Where do you find this stuff anyways?; 4/14/08 9:53 PM
Harley said...: you have ads for bass fishing shoes on your website AND the audacity to make fun of Frank Moore. Get a life pal, we're all people, even idiotic evil minds like yours deserve a chance.; 4/15/08 10:48 AM
jeffrey said...: @harley
I don't see the connection between Bass Pro, and Frank Moore, but, as they say, to each his own.
Thanks for enlightening yourself at the EID studios, and make sure you check out those shoes at Bass Pro, they're really nice.; 4/15/08 11:03 AM

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3/11/08

spaghetti sauce

Do you remember when spaghetti sauce was not salsa, but a smooth, creamy sauce? Back before jarred sauce, when it came in a can. Those were the days.
It's sauce, not salsa. Don't make it chunky.
What's the deal, spaghetti sauce companies?

Labels: burns, controversy, faith, randomness, rants, sauce, spaghetti

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Autumn Rutherford said...: Having a rough Spring Break?; 3/12/08 3:13 PM
jeffrey said...: i'm loving spring, but where exactly is the break?; 3/12/08 6:27 PM

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1/28/08

Hmm...Australia Day

"...Not Remotely. Because Iocane comes from Australia - as everyone knows - and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you...."
-Vizzini, The Princess Bride

Today [1.28.08]...is Australia Day...which... is all about...well... I don't know... and I most certainly am not going to waste my time looking it up, you can do it if you want.

I have never been, and really don't have any overbearing desire to visit Australia (though I always and will always live with the constant desire to visit every square inch of this planet), but Australians have a funny accent, kangaroos (criekey!), iocane poison, and other nondescript features, so I figured I would recognize their national holiday.

In 'celebration' of Australia Day, I like to listen to Australian Reggae, as it were, namely, Men at Work, and their catchy tune, Down Under.

Happy Australia Day, You Criminal.

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08 indys [CAUTION: DISTURBING IMAGE(S)]

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Hmm...Australia Day

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