huh?

What do you mean I haven't updated the blog in a long time? The fantastic content already enlightening the world on this here blog does not require updating.
*snob-like laugh* What's wrong with you?

If there's nothing new here, read the older stuff. Why? Well, I humbly submit to you; it's timeless blogging, dude.

Anyway, I'm done scolding you, so here's a first on the EID Network... a press photo. Of me. That's right, I noticed a lot of execs of websites, business, and hot dog stands have what they call press photos of themselves. So this is for you... My press photo:

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you is welcome.