People just don't understand.....
First off, duct tape is not just for fixing things; that is way too shallow of a use. Duct tape has a great sense of fashion and should be looked upon as upper class. Duct tape is not cheap either. Depending on the brand of duct tape [sic] you do get it can range from $4 -$8, so choose wisely. But the real goal of this post is to get your frame of mind right so that next time you are sitting pondering intently upon the matter of duct tape don't just brush it off saying, " Bah, I'm becoming a redneck, I had better go fix me some tea and scones!" but say to yourself, "Aha , I'm moving up in my standing in society and will soon be looked upon as the source of duct tape knowledge!"
And from this point forward in your life you will have many friends and stay happy and prosperous the rest of your your long life (unless you try and bungee jump using duct tape then it would be the rest of your short life).
-CoReY
posted by Corey at
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Bravo my friend.....couldn't agree more...
i guess the bungee-jumping really wouldn't work, would it? i mean....even if you got it strong enough to hold you, you would jolt at the end so hard it might kill you. *sniffle* i guess duct tape really isn't for everything.
At autumn, unless you used it to hold a cut bungee cord together, and made it strong enough, at Cory, you are silver, my friend, silver as duct tape itself.
Thank you my friends. This is truly my best work yet.
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