Mrs. Clinton's Fiery Endorsement
HELL - The news wires are buzzing as word of a selective private press conference in hell was rumored earlier today. The EID News Network reporters and microphones were not allowed access to the meeting, but a confidential reporter with a large news network, had no trouble with admission (as well as numerous other news networks), graciously gave the EID Network a copy of his audio tape of the conference.
Satan himself is said to be the voice on the tape, although this is unconfirmed.
Apparently, The Evil One had a special political announcement to make. A presidential endorsement.
"I can honestly say, the candidates [Obama, Clinton, and McCain] in this year's election are the best we [hell] have ever had", said Satan, after calming the sizable crowd. "I had a very hard time deciding, but I can confidently say... Vote Hillary."
Satan took no questions from anyone, as is his public policy.
As soon as the conference was over, Satan released to select outlets his official 'vote hillary' t-shirts, stamped with his name as mark of authenticity.
Developing...
posted by jeffrey at
01:03
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LoL! This is the funniest thing ever!
Wow. Satan sure has a good pick this elections, last one it was Al Gore ;)
Eric Novak
Thanks, Eric...I figured someone would get a kick out of it, even though some might find it harsh, and very unkind. How did you find my website? Your blog won the homeschool blog awards, and yet I've never heard of it. Shame on me, because your site is fantastic...and really worthwhile, unlike a blog I know of :\
-jeffrey
So if Mrs. Clinton does not get the nomination, does this put Lucifer and Pat Robinson (go Rudy)in the same boat? They both compromised principle to endorce a "winner". But, I guess the Father of Lies has an advantage, if Obama gets it, he can always say to the Clintons, "Hey, I was lying, what did you expect?"
MWM
Oh-my-goodness! That t-shirt is Hillary-ous! Did you design that for real? Haha, very funny, and most definitely incorrect! ;o)
~Elisabeth
@ elisabeth Yes, that is an authentic t-shirt I designed. I'm not sure it's still available at my store though...it was for 'a limited time only'...I think.
`jeffrey
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