I'm a Texan, but how much?
I saw that quote on a T-shirt the other day.
I love Texas, there is no state like it (no, how dare you say I'm biased!), but I wonder how much of a Texan I am sometimes.
You see, I say Ya'll (actually, I find it hard to come up with an alternative phrase) quite frequently, and every now and then you hear Yonder come from my lips, but I don't ever say Twiced (twice) or Onced (once), and I only say Concreke (concrete, for those of you in Rio Lindo) sarcastically (sarcasm? me?). Also, I'm quite used to 100+ degree Summers in Texas - as long as I'm in the air conditioning, but I can't hardly stand talking about the weather, 'Is eet hawt enuff fer ya, son?', how in the name of Robert E. Lee (GOD rest his soul) am I supposed to respond to that? If the person that asked me that wasn't 305 years old, I'd have said, 'Do I have a choice? Why, you idiot, does it matter if it's hot enough for me, WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT?'. I guess that's a problem, to be a Texan that doesn't like 'small talk'.
Well, I don't remember if I had a point when I started this post, so, I guess I'm done for now.
If yer ever in the neighborhood, Ya'll come site a spell in Texas, you won't regret it (well, maybe if you come in august when it's 80,000 degrees, and you feel like one giant mosquito bite).
Labels: Patriotism, random thoughts, sarcasm









2 Comments:
Wow Texan summers sound brutal... Cincinnati, OH is really bad too in the summers..hot and humid. It's surrounded by seven hills, so it is miserably humid in the valley. Is Teaxas humid?
(haha, I know you don't like talking about the weather, but I dont know much 'bout Texas weather.) :o)
Texas, on account of it's ridiculous size, has quite a climate range, being bone dry in West Texas, to being tropical in the East. I live in Deep East Texas, nine miles from a small town called Huntington. It's is very, very humid around these parts.
Something weird happened last april, though. We saw snow!! A bunch of it, like an 1/8 of an inch!! East Texas went crazy! We (my family and some friends from church) went sledding down the side of a bridge...the biggest hill around. They say the last time we had snow like this was twelve years ago.
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