The Excellence In Dishwashing Studios and Network was born out of 'neccesity'. Not really, but that lie will suffice.

You see, this certifiable nut (according to a misguided few), Jeffrey Hendricks, had all kinds of supposedly 'nice, entertaining' content strewn all across the web (e.g., PhotoBucket, Blogger, Proboards.com, YouTube.com, Amazon.com etc.). So Jeffrey, consternated by the disarray of his 'content', as it were, hired a bunch of (often accused of being imaginary) 'Goons' (as he calls us), experts in web development, to league into what is now known as the EID Web Team. We organized all his junk, made it look pretty, etcetera, etcetera, and you know what? He didn't pay us a dime for our work! The jerk stiffed us cold, on the spot. What a loser, that Jeffrey.

The EID Network, when launched in late 2006, didn't know it was EIDStudios.com. It thought it was JeffreyJr.net, isn't that silly? It was hard to spell, and it was a '.Net', which is for pousers. Thankfully, someone, somewhere, upgraded us to a '.com', and here we sit, blissly watching the good websites zoom by, getting cooler everyday. What do you expect, we don't get paid, remember?

What exactly makes us a studio? Good question. There could be said to be a few reasons. Let's run through them quickly, what do you say?

Well, first off, we do a lot of graphic design, including designs for the web, print, and really cool t-shirts and junk. So, we have a design studio for that type of stuff.

And then, there is the audio/visual stuff. We do a good deal of audio production, so we must have a sound studio. We have a broadcast syndicator with access to our sound studio, which we, at whim, connect to, via digital uplink. When we our broadcasting, our sound studio becomes EID Radio. Never has a good, worth-listening-to broadcast come out of the studios, but, we're working on it. If only we could get rid of that Jeffrey guy...